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*No hate zone! Not your porn!*

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]

This is only slightly terrifying.

tastefullyoffensive:

[bftugboat]

This is only slightly terrifying.

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
Anonymous said: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

fuckyeahplussizealternatives:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I have no words….

lumpy-pizza-princess:

Obsessed.

DO NOT REBLOG TO BBW PORN/FETISH OR FITSPO/THINSPO BLOGS

So pretty.